haha newspaper headlines not thought out very well,check out the last one lol?
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
Survivor of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
Farmer Bill Dies in House
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
British Left Waffles on Falkland Islands
Lung Cancer in Women Mushrooms
Eye Drops Off Shelf
Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
Reagan Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim
Shot Off Woman’s Leg Helps Nicklaus to 66
Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax
Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told
Miners Refuse to Work after Death
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
Stolen Painting Found by Tree
Two Soviet Ships Collide, One Dies
Two Sisters Reunited after 18 Years in Checkout Counter
Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
War Dims Hope for Peace
If Strike isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last a While
Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Enfields Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide
Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
Deer Kill 17,000
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
Dealers Will Hear Car Talk at Noon
Man Struck by Lightning Faces Battery Charge
New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group
Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft
Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
Chef Throws His Heart into Helping Feed Needy
Arson Suspect is Held in Massachusetts Fire
British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply
Ban On Soliciting Dead in Trotwood
Lansing Residents Can Drop Off Trees
Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half
New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
Deaf Mute Gets New Hearing in Killing
Air Head Fired
Old School Pillars are Replaced by Alumni
Grandmother of Eight Makes Hole in One
Man Steals Clock, Faces Time
Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped
Never Withhold Herpes from Loved One
Smokers Are Productive, But Death Cuts Efficiency
Two Convicts Evade Noose, Jury Hung
Child’s Stool Great for Use in Garden
Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe Out Literacy
Man is Fatally Slain
Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
Autos Killing 110 a Day, Let’s Resolve to do Better
Is There a Ring of Debris Around Uranus?
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The gulf and thought how did baby killer whale seen in local seattle paper baby killer whale seen in.
errr…are they true?
The doctor smiled at him and saidyou can go home to diehis pronunciation of today.
some really heavy laughs among them - brilliant!
i particularly liked this:
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
lol. thanks! *hands you a star* (:
once again you make me laugh.
have i told you how pretty your eyes are?
Those are awesome!! Have a star!
Heh heh heh, some real gems there. I think some of these are accidents, and some are done on purpose by someone with a sense of humor. I saw one about a robber who stole from a eye doctor. Headline read something like “Thief makes spectacle of himself after robbing eye doctor”, or maybe he was “Framed”?
These are really funny.
hahahahahaah
those r nice
thanks for such a laugh
The laugh here is star for you.
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The best have heard for long time if new where you lived in north wales would come and give you big kiss.