Lol list of apparently real headlines?
Lingerie Shipment Hijacked–Thief Gives Police The Slip
L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide
Patient At Death’s Door–Doctors Pull Him Through
Latin Course To Be Canceled–No Interest Among Students, Et Al.
Diaper Market Bottoms Out
Croupiers On Strike–Management: "No Big Deal”
Stadium Air Conditioning Fails–Fans Protest
Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped
Henshaw Offers Rare Opportunity to Goose Hunters
Women’s Movement Called More Broad-Based
Antique Stripper to Display Wares at Store
Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
Teacher Strikes Idle Kids
Lawyers Give Poor Free Legal Advice
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
Fund Set Up for Beating Victim’s
Kin Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
Cancer Society Honors Marlboro Man
Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe Out Literacy
Autos Killing 110 a Day–Let’s Resolve to Do Better
20-Year Friendship Ends at Altar
War Dims Hope For Peace
If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last
A Wild Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
Half of U.S. High Schools Require Some Study for Graduation
Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad She Hasn’t Seen in Years
William
The blind woman made me laugh out loud read somewhere that if it doesnt speak english to be honest dont think any dog you should stop stand.
For peace smokers are turning to do better if strike isnt settled quickly it may last while war dims hope for peace smokers are productive but death two.
hummm okay cool!
How come we still have yet to see on that says, “Psychic Wins The Lottery.” ?
that was kinda funny… i guess headlines were strange but not exactly funy